The Beached Whale

Also known as "The Drydocker" and/or "The Stranded Sub;" this daily dropping is more than just your average deposit. Usually large and in charge, moderatly painful, and ever satisfiying. This poo wants to say hello before you say goodbye. The most notable feature of this poo is the upper third portion that rests its head on the porcelin above the waterline. Thus calling it a"The Beached Whale." Normally one piece and usually hard to flush. This poo can be a precurser to "The Titanic." Be sure to have your wooden spoon or plunger handy, this one could be a "doo-doosy" to flush!