The Pot Roast Pile-Up

Mimicking a slow cooked pot roast with all the trimmings, this poo is just that. All the care and preparation needed to create a masterpiece for the dinner table goes into making a masterpiece for the porcelain. Just as the roast is slow-cooked, the main entree of the Pot Roast Pile-Up is too. You feel it coming on and "heating" up hours before it arrives. Just as you can smell the hunger-invigorating aroma from a pot roast, this poo usually has a distinct "hot" smell to it. When it comes to presentation, this masterpiece gives second to very few daily droppings. Carefully arranged at the bottom of the toilet resembling pot roast before being served. Although a nice pot roast dinner leaves you feeling quite full, this experience will leave you feeling very empty inside.